- I have never known a time without hardcore airport security.
- So much for millennials and their technology. The two 20-somethings sitting here are the only ones reading paper books.
- This flight is probably only the third time I've ever used airplane mode on an airplane.
- Do not cry on the plane. Do not cry on the plane. Do not cry on th
- God be with me. God is with me. God be with me. God is with me.
- I swear I just peed twenty minutes ago.
- Don't drink Starbucks before a flight.
- I almost lost an earbud thingy already? What the hell I just put them down for like two minutes.
- "Uptown Funk" is a good song to listen to when trying to regulate rhythm to relieve stress.
- Stomach, why didn't you tell me you were hungry before we got on the airplane.
- "And in that moment, I couldn't tell what was vibrating faster- the plane or my heart." - an excerpt from a longer piece of Revolutionary Young Adult Fiction I wrote while the plane taxied.
- [Peter Pan voice] Here we gooooo!
- Isn't east the other way?
- Holy shit
- I don't care what they say. The Greater Columbus Convention Center does not look like train cars even from the air.
- Clouds
- I can see all of Pennsylvania
- I have to pee
- Mini pretzels have never tasted so good
- Wow. Pepsi and Coke products?
- Conspicuously watching the lavatory door...
- Oh thank goodness
- Is that fracking or strip mining? Well whatever it is it ain't good.
- NEW YORK CITY
- There's a sign for a dog run but I don't see any dogs. What lies.
- I'm in the greatest city in the world and I want to take a nap.
- A firetruck stopped by Times Square traffic
- 30 Rock. 30 Rockefeller Plaza. Good. I remembered the address this time.
- I have taken 15,000+ steps today. Standing for 8 hours every day at Walgreens has trained me well.
- Just keep walking and show no expression. They'll never know.
- Trains! Trains are exciting! Trains smell weird!
- Dogs! Dogs are exciting! And they smell weird too!
- I feel weird that the waiter assumes I'm 21 and offers me a drink menu even though he'll be right in less than three months.
Thursday, May 12, 2016
Disjointed Thoughts: Day One
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